Today I will be issuing an executive order to ban the usage of badminton birdies in public areas. It has been too long that the self-righteous Democrats on the other side of the aisle have been utilizing birdies. We simply cannot live any longer with this horror. After today, our nation willbegin to reach its potewntial as the world leader in anti-badminton legislation and continue the fight against these snowflake Dems.As a nation, if we can accomplish this, we can accomplish anything. This is the beginning of something great, but we can't stop here. We must continue to forge ahead with legislation just like this. I love you guys!